Sunday, March 11, 2007

the moral to this story....

....don't buy tents off ebay. could have been worse though, this could have been the sight as it was unpacked in cornwall. apparently dyke would have been happy to share his tent though. three and a half weeks to go.

catchphrases: "do you want to borrow some hair gel microphone head?", "do you remember when benny poo'd his pants making chinese dragons?", "oh are i like a bit of tweed"

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

the 'herbert will be 30' forum

yes its true, the monkey magician will turn 30 on May 24th 2007. most people may be of the opinion that this ocurred at least 10 years ago but according to a crumpled birth certificate (which to be honest could well be a forgery) its a fact. it does not, however, disprove the fact that he be the oldest. anyway, the point to this is that we need to sort something out to commemorate this momentous occasion pretty soon. i've been meaning to mention it for a while but keep forgetting so i've figured this is a good place to get some ideas flowing. i have none. herbert isn't the easiest pleased so it must be good. please respond to this with some suggestions below. if that is too much effort tell dyke and he will respond below. happy herbing.